No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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