Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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