he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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