I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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