New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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