i don't like sucking hair
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I would ride that face into the sunset
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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