I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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