Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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