we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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