just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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