apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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