oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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