I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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