I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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