We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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