Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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