She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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