Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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