Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I looked at my own cervix.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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