I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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