I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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