Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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