Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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