my sisters under your porch take her home
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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