i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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