Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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