i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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