I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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