it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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