We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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