Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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