I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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