well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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