i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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