i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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