I can text with my tongue
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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