we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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