i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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