Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I want to fling myself into the sun
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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