he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i out mim tonsoeep
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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