a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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