But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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