There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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