so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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