I love black thongs
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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