she was so not down for the gang bang
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
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totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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