So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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