i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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