I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Dear god my vagina.
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