id be glad to
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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