Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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