This girl is more easily done than said...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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