holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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