Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
it glows. i had to have it.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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