I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.