He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in