i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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