On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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