I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
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how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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