I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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